So, the Two Legged Ones gave me an early Christmas present - a stuffed toy, a monkey, wearing a Bob Marley style hat.
I was very appreciative and took myself off, with the monkey, to figure out what to do with it.
So, for all of, oh, two seconds, I thought - should I take this with me to my bed and snuggle up to it, or should I rest my head on it, ........?
Then I thought, ah what the heck, who am I kidding, I'll just do what I always do with these toys - show him who is the boss. That'll teach him!!
Woof for now!
Groucho
PS It's Groucho's Two Legged Ones here - we just want to say that, contrary to the evidence, no one was injured in this stuffed toy massacre and Groucho is never, ever allowed to play with toys like this without a Two Legged One supervising!!

